Welcome to Storybrook County, our latest and (hopefully) final destination of the Creeper legacy. Here is their new house! Pre-built and beautiful. I know, I know, it’s like the hundred millionth time I’ve moved this poor family. What can I say? Commitment issues.
I’m about to reach my 5th year of doing this, guys. Five years for one legacy. I should be ashamed of myself.
We last left off with 7’s wedding to… ahem *looks up her name* AUTUMN. Autumn is a former maid-possible-gold-digger who picked up 7 in Midnight Hollow. Their love was a whirlwind, their marriage possibly a sham.
Just kidding, I have no evil sideplot for Autumn. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, GURL.
Jermajesty, heir to the Creeper throne, and his cousin Harlow Winter Kate have proven to be useless, as their uncle/father has shown them he has more game than the both of them put together.
Jermajesty: I don’t care what anyone says, this Artpop album is legit.
Harlow Winter Kate: *is actually dying of heat stroke*
Bartholomew… *looks* No, his name is Hamilton. Who was Bartholomew? Was Bartholomew even a thing in this legacy? I’VE LOST MY MIND HAHAHAHA.
Anyway, Hamilton now has a huge yard to play in AND is no longer held back from the No Fur Issue.
Hamilton: I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
Confession: In the save file on my other computer, we’d had to get rid of Hamilton because he was causing the household to cease all free will. It’s apparently an issue that runs with big dogs and terrible systems.
Hamilton: I was powerful af
This cat… *looks up name too* MILEY thinks she’s drinking water. HAHA CAT YOU’RE DRINKING GRASS.
Miley: I can’t stop, I won’t stop.
OLD JOKE IS OLD.
LOOK our starting-a-new-save-file stuff is here.
Llama: I’m so over it.
*shoves stuff in pocket for later*
We kick off our new living arrangements with the traditional Go to the Big Park to Creep on People . 7 wastes no time finding a bald man to spin with. Autumn judges from afar, but she’s wearing knee socks with strappy heels so who’s the real nutcase here?
Bathroom Stalls: You didn’t even put walls up do you even like your life anymore
I LOVE IT SHUT UP I’m rusty
Jermajesty, if you’d put that same effort into finding a spouse, this legacy could be much further along.
Jermajesty: Why do you think I’m sitting outside the girls’ bathroom?
…OH. Touché, good sir.
I actually just laughed out loud because like… HIS NAME IS JERMAJESTY HAHA. It’s 4:30 am.
Back at home, Harlow Winter Kate continues her new obsession with working out. LOOK AT HER CRAZY EYES.
But more importantly, note the irony of the scene behind her.
I think I’m making this picture my background.
Hamilton: YOU GAVE ME FLEAS, YOU HOOKER.
Miley: OH NO, NUH UH, I WAS CLEAN UNTIL I MET YOU.
And so the drama begins… What’s in store for the Creepers now that my computer can run them properly? WE’LL FIND OUT SOON. Until next time, seriously, thank you for reading. I love you all, you’re the greatest. Happy simming!