Chapter Seventy-Two: That Time I Forgot A Title

Welcome to the Creeper legacy! Please buckle your seatbelts for a super lightning fast tour of Midnight Hollow. I am not liable for any injuries.

Here is an eagle eye view of the major part of town. To your left, you’ll see a crudely drawn indicator of the legacy house.

In front of you, you’ll see a burnt ass house.

It is not known what happened to the house or it’s inhabitants, but according to the sims wiki it is thought to be a reference to the Baudelaire mansion from A Series of Unfortunate Events, and the Flynn family in town might be a spoof of the Baudelaires. Nooooobody knoooows.

Here is a house that I discovered while getting pictures of the burnt one. It might look like any other victorian home in town, but this one is home to Roderick Synapse and Sarah Holden. There is a jail-like cell inside, with a bed.

This be Synapse. I’m 110% sure he’s an asshole.

And this is Sarah Holden. If you’re anything like me, you’ll know immediately who she’s supposed to be. I actually got embarrassingly too excited when I saw her.

This is her romantic interest, Jack Limb. Someone should’ve worked harder on him in CAS.

Anyway, I hope their love blossoms. But oh, we’re still touring aren’t we?

There are no actual bars or clubs in town, but there are many buildings listed as hangouts which you can buy and do things with. This is the Precarious Pub. I turned it into a dive bar because my towns just feel empty without the comfort of drunks stumbling through the streets.

And to conclude our tour, I bring you Simagon Alley. It’s the business office of Midnight Hollow, but thirty-four times better because it’s Harry Potter related.

There are a few other families in town that are spoofs of things, but I didn’t get that far. So far I’m really happy with it, in case anyone’s interested in my opinion. The one thing I have noticed though that I’ve had to get used to is that sometimes because of the lighting it’s hard to tell what time of day or night it is. It’ll seem like it’s 4pm or something but really it’s 2 in the morning and no one’s slept yet, haaa, oops.

AND NOW TO THE STORY GOSH YOU GUYS SURE TALK A LOT.

Jermajesty: Perfect purple flowers for the most perfect girl in my life.

Cecelia: Oh! But don’t you mean the only girl in your life?

Jermajesty: Well there’s my aunt and my hot cousin, but I don’t have the option to give them anything so you’ll do.

Observe the art of soul sucking. This is how fairies get such long lives I think. I don’t know how else to caption this typical teenage first kiss.

Last time we celebrated Fall and Harlow Winter Kate became a teen and won everything. Jermajesty gained an instant stalker (and loved it) and Bonehilda was a beautiful creature.

We have since had to dismiss Bonehilda because Jermajesty kept dropping queue and running away every time he saw her. Which was always because he’s a slob.

Jermajesty: I got you a gift to ensure your obligation to keep fangirling over me.

Cecelia: The mirror you got from your field trip to the theatre?

Jermajesty: Yeah, we don’t even have reflections turned on, so.

Jermajesty: I’m going to work now, enjoy my family.

7: Baaaaaaaaai Jermyyyyyyyyyyy!!

7: Toodaloooooo, have fuuuuuuun at the graveyarrrrrddddd, ehehehehehehehhee!!

Harlow Winter Kate: STOP. TURNING. MY RADIO ON. I’M TRYING TO SLEEP.

Sage Moonblood: But how else am I going to get my twerk on?

Harlow Winter Kate: YOU DON’T NEED TO GET YOUR TWERK ON. NO ONE NEEDS TO GET THEIR TWERK ON.

Pre-Dismissed Bonehilda: Since you’re not sleeping in this bed, hun, I’ll just make it nice and neat for you.

The next day is really nice out (if you can tell) so everyone goes outside for super fun times.

7: The original plan was to play juice pong but apparently you’re too young and there are no mods for that.

The gurlz are way smarter so their game requires a more intellectual focus.

Harlow Winter Kate: So for each pawn taken it’s a shot?

Anna: Yup. Triple shots for Knights.

And look, I made use of the tall ass chairs.

7: So I noticed you’re getting pretty close to that girl with the tower of hair. You know you’re living practically forever, right? You don’t have to settle for the first girl who stalks you.

Jermajesty: I never thought about that, really. You think I should dump her?

7: Nah, not yet. At least make it to second base first.

Later that day I decide we need more things in this big house.

Harlow Winter Kate: IS IT HERE? WHERE IS IT? DO YOU HAVE IT? DOES IT LOOK LIKE ME?

Guy: Uh…

Harlow Winter Kate: CAN I HAVE IT? CAN I SMELL IT? DO YOU LIKE BRINGING JOY TO OTHERS?

Guy: Is there someone else I can talk to…?

Bonehilda: Yes.

Guy: I’m very uncomfortable.

Harlow Winter Kate: …But where is it? :(

Harlow Winter Kate: FINALLY, I can feel your soft fur and your little kitten bones and you’re so tiny I could squish you with one hug!

Kitten: Get off the streets, they said. You’ll find a nice family, they said.

Harlow Winter Kate: Maybe it’s the hours upon hours of We Can’t Stop and Wrecking Ball that Grandma Sage plays every night but I’m gonna call you Miley.

Miley: A happy, loving home, they said.

Anna: Don’t forget this guy! He looks like breakfast.

Puppy: Oh fuck.

LOOK THE HOUSE HAS CUTENESS AGAIN.

MILLITONS (IS THAT A MEASUREMENT) OF CUTENESS.

Miley: My mouth is weird, hurrrrrrr.

Miley is lazy.

And this is Hamilton. He’s friendly, quiet, and skittish.

Hamilton: We get out own room?

Miley: This is our house. This is our rules.

Hamilton: You just didn’t.

Miley: I did.

BUT WAIT NO.

Anna: This seems too soon and feels dusty.

It IS too soon, I didn’t expect it :(

Anna: Well it’s a good thing I’m wearing these shades, that light is bright.

Anna: Oh, it’s not so bad, guys. I’ll be haunting the house in like 12 hours.

SUP.

Anna: Wow, personal space, Grim.

AH, YES, I CAN’T AFFORD ANOTHER SEXUAL HARASSMENT CHARGE.

NICE BODY, BRO.

Anna: Yeah, I picked a good one, but uh… are we going?

GIVE ME A MINUTE.

WAIT, NO, YEAH YOU CAN GO. GOODBYE, ANNA CREEPER.

SO DO YOU WORK OUT, DO YOU NEED A SPOTTER?

Harlow Winter Kate: Grim, are you hitting on my dad?

NO. YES. WHATEVER, HARLOT.

Jermajesty: I know not how feelings working.

…CAN’T WAIT TO COME BACK FOR YOU, 7…

Harlow Winter Kate: He’s just a little gross, isn’t he?

Jermajesty: OH FINALLY THE TEARS, I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK I WAS INCAPABLE OF EMOTION.

7: *gross sobbing*

Harlow Winter Kate: I’m so upset about my mom :( And Grim’s flirting :(

7: WHO IS GOING TO MAKE ALL THOSE FANTASTIC DISHES NOW OH WHYYYYY

The next day while the kids are at school, 7 shares his grief with the animals.

7: IT’S JUST NOT FAIR, HAMILTON, I HAD JUST BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW SAGGY SHE WAS AND SHE REALLY WASN’T THAT SAGGY THAT WASN’T NICE OF ME TO THINK.

Hamilton: I know, man, I knew her for like 4 hours and it was the best time of my life. My favorite memory of her is when she carried me into the house that one time.

Miley: Wait, who died?

I sent him to the library to write his first romance novel, inspired by Anna’s death, titled Losing My Religion. It’ll probably be the most depressing romance novel in the world but we gotta make da moniez.

With the house empty, the pets can only rely on each other for comfort.

Miley: I’m so sad about Angela!

Hamilton: It was Anna I think.

Miley: Oh, Anna waaaaaah!

After work, Jermajesty grows up.

This graveyard is pretty creepy but I didn’t get any other pictures :(

I didn’t get any other pictures of Jermajesty either I guess.

Jermajesty: Are you sure you want me as heir, I mean I’m never actually in the story.

I haven’t grasped his personality yet, which is why I focus on everyone else. My bad.

As promised, Anna is back in action about 12 hours after her death.

Even though he’s been sobbing every two minutes, 7 doesn’t seem to enjoy her presence.

7: Ew, you smell like rotten oranges.

Anna: Screw you, I’m trying to make you feel COMFORT here, asshole.

7: I decided to make cookies because cookies cure depression and I’m still very sad about my wife’s passing.

I’m pretty sure you’re just using it as an excuse now.

NEXT TIME: Jermajesty might get more face time! Harlow makes a new friend and 7 hangs with someone super cool. Is this the first time I’ve actually told you what happens instead of asking dumb questions? Ah, crap, I ruined it. BYE!

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13 thoughts on “Chapter Seventy-Two: That Time I Forgot A Title

  1. Jermajesty looks pretty good! I’m sorry Anna went and died expectantly! The new pets are so cute! I forgot how much older than 7 Anna was. I LOL’d at the Grim and family dialog. I also noticed Jermajesty looking just kinda pouty all through the sequence, so it was quite funny when he finally burst into tears. Yay!

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    1. Hopefully I’ll get more screenshots of him next time XD I think he’s definitely a clone of Peaches, but in this case I don’t really mind at all. I should’ve known she’d be dying, her life bar was full but I’m so used to my sims living with a full life bar forever. I guess I should’ve expected it, considering she spent most of her life struggling through story progression. I’m glad Jermajesty cried at all, I was like REALLY YOU’RE NOT GOING TO CRY? I think they were pretty close friends, so I would’ve been mad at him if he didn’t care all that much. Thank you, Heather!

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  2. HAHAHA 7’S MINCEY WALK! I had to get that out first, but OMG JACK AND SALLY! I’m still working at the boyfriend for Moonlight Hollow grr! Wth @ 7 mourning food? I loves him though ^.^ And Harlow too. It’s funny because that name was in the running when I was pregnant with my son (if he’d been a girl. And just the Harlow part), does that make me an awful parent D: He’s just Riley now btw, a nice normal name. ALLITERATION! I feel I’ve revealed far too much, but I’m excited >.<
    Bye Anna </3

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  3. D’awwww. I never formed an opinion on Anna but sadface for 7.

    Srsly the Grim Reaper is the creepiest creeper of all.

    What did we learn? STALKING ALWAYS PAYS OFF AND IS CLEARLY THE ANSWER.

    ilu <3

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  4. Midnight Hollow looks absolutely fantastic, you are so lucky to have it! I’m gonna try to get it soon myself, and I look forward to this Simagon Alley is going to be my new favorite place ever!

    Sucks Anna died :( Poor little 7. But so far Jermajesty looks cool, and so does Harlow. This is a good generation for sure!

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  5. Oh my gosh Moonlight Hollow looks so great! I originally didn’t want to spend the money on it cause it’s kind of pricey, but the parodies! I loved the Unfortunate Event series! As well as Nightmare before Christmas! Gah, I need it. Anyways, great update! Poor Anna, I really did like her. There was a lot of good comedy in this chapter though. Grim wants the 7.

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  6. I just downloaded Midnight Hollow and, after seeing the townies, I could not be more excited!

    With that out of the way, I can now be suitably devastated about Anna! My elders have a tendency to hang on forever. I think I’d be completely devastated and shocked if one of them went early! 7’s reaction was heartbreaking. The last spouse to die is always a wreck. :-(

    PoorJermajesty… I think the early loss of his mother blunted his emotions. That’s probably why you can’t pinpoint his personality yet!

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  7. I am jealous of Midnight Hollow I want it especially Harry Potter reference and Baudelaire reference but especially Harry Potter reference.
    RIP Anna.
    It always amuses me how sims can be mourning the death of a sim and then grossed out when they see the ghost of said sim. Like… that’s the person you are mourning? They’re back. Don’t be sad. Don’t be grossed out. Be happy!

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  8. Oooh! I had no idea about that burnt out house. Great reference! I managed to work out about the Flynn family and Jack & Sally.

    You should download the Grim mansion so that 7 can get it on with Grim. Poor Anna. Her death came far too soon.

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  9. I just commented on the previous chapter and now I feel stupid. I was looking at the table of content and thought you hadn’t written further. I’m just going to go back to reading now..
    Btw, the burnt house made me think of the Potter house in Godrick’s Hollow. :p Harry Potter for the win!

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