Welcome to the Creeper legacy! Please buckle your seatbelts for a super lightning fast tour of Midnight Hollow. I am not liable for any injuries.
Here is an eagle eye view of the major part of town. To your left, you’ll see a crudely drawn indicator of the legacy house.
In front of you, you’ll see a burnt ass house.
It is not known what happened to the house or it’s inhabitants, but according to the sims wiki it is thought to be a reference to the Baudelaire mansion from A Series of Unfortunate Events, and the Flynn family in town might be a spoof of the Baudelaires. Nooooobody knoooows.
Here is a house that I discovered while getting pictures of the burnt one. It might look like any other victorian home in town, but this one is home to Roderick Synapse and Sarah Holden. There is a jail-like cell inside, with a bed.
This be Synapse. I’m 110% sure he’s an asshole.
And this is Sarah Holden. If you’re anything like me, you’ll know immediately who she’s supposed to be. I actually got embarrassingly too excited when I saw her.
This is her romantic interest, Jack Limb. Someone should’ve worked harder on him in CAS.
Anyway, I hope their love blossoms. But oh, we’re still touring aren’t we?
There are no actual bars or clubs in town, but there are many buildings listed as hangouts which you can buy and do things with. This is the Precarious Pub. I turned it into a dive bar because my towns just feel empty without the comfort of drunks stumbling through the streets.
And to conclude our tour, I bring you Simagon Alley. It’s the business office of Midnight Hollow, but thirty-four times better because it’s Harry Potter related.
There are a few other families in town that are spoofs of things, but I didn’t get that far. So far I’m really happy with it, in case anyone’s interested in my opinion. The one thing I have noticed though that I’ve had to get used to is that sometimes because of the lighting it’s hard to tell what time of day or night it is. It’ll seem like it’s 4pm or something but really it’s 2 in the morning and no one’s slept yet, haaa, oops.
AND NOW TO THE STORY GOSH YOU GUYS SURE TALK A LOT.
Jermajesty: Perfect purple flowers for the most perfect girl in my life.
Cecelia: Oh! But don’t you mean the only girl in your life?
Jermajesty: Well there’s my aunt and my hot cousin, but I don’t have the option to give them anything so you’ll do.
Observe the art of soul sucking. This is how fairies get such long lives I think. I don’t know how else to caption this typical teenage first kiss.
Last time we celebrated Fall and Harlow Winter Kate became a teen and won everything. Jermajesty gained an instant stalker (and loved it) and Bonehilda was a beautiful creature.
We have since had to dismiss Bonehilda because Jermajesty kept dropping queue and running away every time he saw her. Which was always because he’s a slob.
Jermajesty: I got you a gift to ensure your obligation to keep fangirling over me.
Cecelia: The mirror you got from your field trip to the theatre?
Jermajesty: Yeah, we don’t even have reflections turned on, so.
Jermajesty: I’m going to work now, enjoy my family.
7: Baaaaaaaaai Jermyyyyyyyyyyy!!
7: Toodaloooooo, have fuuuuuuun at the graveyarrrrrddddd, ehehehehehehehhee!!
Harlow Winter Kate: STOP. TURNING. MY RADIO ON. I’M TRYING TO SLEEP.
Sage Moonblood: But how else am I going to get my twerk on?
Harlow Winter Kate: YOU DON’T NEED TO GET YOUR TWERK ON. NO ONE NEEDS TO GET THEIR TWERK ON.
Pre-Dismissed Bonehilda: Since you’re not sleeping in this bed, hun, I’ll just make it nice and neat for you.
The next day is really nice out (if you can tell) so everyone goes outside for super fun times.
7: The original plan was to play juice pong but apparently you’re too young and there are no mods for that.
The gurlz are way smarter so their game requires a more intellectual focus.
Harlow Winter Kate: So for each pawn taken it’s a shot?
Anna: Yup. Triple shots for Knights.
And look, I made use of the tall ass chairs.
7: So I noticed you’re getting pretty close to that girl with the tower of hair. You know you’re living practically forever, right? You don’t have to settle for the first girl who stalks you.
Jermajesty: I never thought about that, really. You think I should dump her?
7: Nah, not yet. At least make it to second base first.
Later that day I decide we need more things in this big house.
Harlow Winter Kate: IS IT HERE? WHERE IS IT? DO YOU HAVE IT? DOES IT LOOK LIKE ME?
Harlow Winter Kate: CAN I HAVE IT? CAN I SMELL IT? DO YOU LIKE BRINGING JOY TO OTHERS?
Guy: Is there someone else I can talk to…?
Guy: I’m very uncomfortable.
Harlow Winter Kate: …But where is it? :(
Harlow Winter Kate: FINALLY, I can feel your soft fur and your little kitten bones and you’re so tiny I could squish you with one hug!
Kitten: Get off the streets, they said. You’ll find a nice family, they said.
Harlow Winter Kate: Maybe it’s the hours upon hours of We Can’t Stop and Wrecking Ball that Grandma Sage plays every night but I’m gonna call you Miley.
Miley: A happy, loving home, they said.
Anna: Don’t forget this guy! He looks like breakfast.
Puppy: Oh fuck.
LOOK THE HOUSE HAS CUTENESS AGAIN.
MILLITONS (IS THAT A MEASUREMENT) OF CUTENESS.
Miley: My mouth is weird, hurrrrrrr.
Miley is lazy.
And this is Hamilton. He’s friendly, quiet, and skittish.
Hamilton: We get out own room?
Miley: This is our house. This is our rules.
Hamilton: You just didn’t.
Miley: I did.
BUT WAIT NO.
Anna: This seems too soon and feels dusty.
It IS too soon, I didn’t expect it :(
Anna: Well it’s a good thing I’m wearing these shades, that light is bright.
Anna: Oh, it’s not so bad, guys. I’ll be haunting the house in like 12 hours.
Anna: Wow, personal space, Grim.
AH, YES, I CAN’T AFFORD ANOTHER SEXUAL HARASSMENT CHARGE.
NICE BODY, BRO.
Anna: Yeah, I picked a good one, but uh… are we going?
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
WAIT, NO, YEAH YOU CAN GO. GOODBYE, ANNA CREEPER.
SO DO YOU WORK OUT, DO YOU NEED A SPOTTER?
Harlow Winter Kate: Grim, are you hitting on my dad?
NO. YES. WHATEVER, HARLOT.
Jermajesty: I know not how feelings working.
…CAN’T WAIT TO COME BACK FOR YOU, 7…
Harlow Winter Kate: He’s just a little gross, isn’t he?
Jermajesty: OH FINALLY THE TEARS, I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK I WAS INCAPABLE OF EMOTION.
7: *gross sobbing*
Harlow Winter Kate: I’m so upset about my mom :( And Grim’s flirting :(
7: WHO IS GOING TO MAKE ALL THOSE FANTASTIC DISHES NOW OH WHYYYYY
The next day while the kids are at school, 7 shares his grief with the animals.
7: IT’S JUST NOT FAIR, HAMILTON, I HAD JUST BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW SAGGY SHE WAS AND SHE REALLY WASN’T THAT SAGGY THAT WASN’T NICE OF ME TO THINK.
Hamilton: I know, man, I knew her for like 4 hours and it was the best time of my life. My favorite memory of her is when she carried me into the house that one time.
Miley: Wait, who died?
I sent him to the library to write his first romance novel, inspired by Anna’s death, titled Losing My Religion. It’ll probably be the most depressing romance novel in the world but we gotta make da moniez.
With the house empty, the pets can only rely on each other for comfort.
Miley: I’m so sad about Angela!
Hamilton: It was Anna I think.
Miley: Oh, Anna waaaaaah!
After work, Jermajesty grows up.
This graveyard is pretty creepy but I didn’t get any other pictures :(
I didn’t get any other pictures of Jermajesty either I guess.
Jermajesty: Are you sure you want me as heir, I mean I’m never actually in the story.
I haven’t grasped his personality yet, which is why I focus on everyone else. My bad.
As promised, Anna is back in action about 12 hours after her death.
Even though he’s been sobbing every two minutes, 7 doesn’t seem to enjoy her presence.
7: Ew, you smell like rotten oranges.
Anna: Screw you, I’m trying to make you feel COMFORT here, asshole.
I’m pretty sure you’re just using it as an excuse now.
NEXT TIME: Jermajesty might get more face time! Harlow makes a new friend and 7 hangs with someone super cool. Is this the first time I’ve actually told you what happens instead of asking dumb questions? Ah, crap, I ruined it. BYE!