Peaches Honeyblossom: A man! How to talk to?
That’s your sister’s boyfriend. He’s thinking about her and mint leaves, so for whatever reason, I’m not allowing you to break them up.
Peaches Honeyblossom: …Tabooger has a boyfriend?
Yup, and she’s been in town just as long as you have. Get on her level.
Not only that, but both 7 and Spec have girlfriends already as well. This is Anna, 7’s girlfriend, and I have never shipped two sims so hard. She’s perfect for him.
Spec is dating a girl named Anne because he wishes he was as cool as his brother.
Because I’m impatient and also curious, Peaches sets up an online dating profile. The town is seriously lacking in eligible bachelors :( I had taken screenshots of the profiles she was browsing, but my settings were off so they came out stupid. LOL NOOB.
As she’s leaving the library to get lunch, Peaches stumbles upon a lost fairy boy.
Obviously I pounce, because who can resist a fairy boy who is so confused by the mortal world that he dresses like a hobo wizard?
His name is Shing. Like shing, the sound of a sword being unsheathed. I APPROVE.
Also I’m so sorry for the awful graphics :(
Shing: If I join your legacy, I bet I’ll be an instant favorite.
Peaches Honeyblossom: I don’t know, I’m pretty sure all the other legacies have had fairies in them for years so you’re nothing special.
As Peaches goes on about cameras and photography nerd junk, this Alto relative dude watches her. He’d sent Peaches a message right away after her dating profile was posted, so it’s fair to assume he’s a stalker.
Shing wastes no time and starts discussing marriage right away.
Peaches Honeyblossom: That’s cool, I’ve been married before. I’m still married in another universe, probably.
Peaches Honeyblossom: I hope that doesn’t make you reject my autonomous flirting, though.
Shing: Oh, it won’t. Wanna see my…
Peaches Honeyblossom: It’s so big!
Shing: And someday… I might show you… my EYES.
Peaches Honeyblossom: *gasp*
The next step is for them to go to dinner together, mainly because Peaches is starving. So they drive off like a couple of BAMFs in some random car that Shing must own somehow despite being an Organ Donor.
Peaches is in love already.
Shing: Who wouldn’t be, honestly?
After dinner, Shing goes home and Peaches heads to da club, because it’s hard to break that habit of trolling for men everywhere.
She’s accosted by a stranger.
Green Chick: BITCH.
Peaches Honeyblossom: Huh?
Green Chick: I hope your mama feels this too, you hooker!
Peaches Honeyblossom: Um…
Green Chick: Oh… Oh I thought you were someone else, sorry D:
There are Pilot, Sage, and Hermione’s graves <3
Right across from the toilet, of course.
Hermione is the first ghost to show up, just as Peaches goes to bed.
Hermione: What happened to our house and my cats and my books and my grandkids and everything? :(
:( I miss it all too.
I feel like I’m skipping a lot. I’m not used to taking screenshots anymore I guess.
Anyway, we invite Shing to the festival because Peaches has had a wish locked in since dinner the night before.
Peaches Honeyblossom: I’m just going to talk about the weather for a moment while I gather the courage to… Well, to…
Peaches Honeyblossom: BLARMF.
Peaches Honeyblossom: Please like it, please like it, please like it…
Shing: What WAS that?! I have known you for 24 hours! Why did you DO that?
Peaches Honeyblossom: I just… I…
Shing: You just what?! Just wanted to VIOLATE me?! You can’t just KISS people! Is that a human thing?!
Peaches Honeyblossom: Okay… whoa… okay.
Peaches Honeyblossom: I’m sorry. I really am.
Shing: I can’t even LOOK at you right now.
Shing: I’ve got to go.
Peaches Honeyblossom: Fine. Whatever.
Peaches Honeyblossom: I hope I didn’t just ruin things forever :(
Peaches Honeyblossom: And SCREW THIS HAIL UGH.
Peaches Honeyblossom: Hi, can I stay here again tonight? This hail won’t quit.
Tabooger: Of course.
Tabooger: You know, maybe you should get a job so you can build your house and sleep there.
Peaches Honeyblossom: Sure, says the one who got freerealestated into this place.
Peaches Honeyblossom: Life is just so hard, Tabooger. IT’S JUST SO HARD.
Tabooger: There, there. That’s what she said?
Peaches Honeyblossom: I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself.
7: That’s because you’re garbage.
Peaches Honeyblossom: Good talk.
Thanks to the “encouragement” of her siblings, Peaches goes to the Police Station to get a Private Investigator job so she can be less useless.
Afterwards, she sends a secret admirer text to Shing in the hopes that he’ll be over what happened.
Peaches Honeyblossom: WHAT IF I SENT IT TO THE WRONG NUMBER WHAT IF I SENT IT TO THE RIGHT NUMBER BUT HE IGNORES IT WHAT IF HE DOESN’T IGNORE IT WHAT IF HE SENDS ME A HATE TEXT I HAVE SUCH ANXIETIES.
Do these double rainbows and non-loaded lots mean good luck?
Rainbows: No, we’re just here to be cool. Go away.
Alto Relative: Hey, I was just gently passing by, like wind or a mysterious phenomenon, and I was wondering if you could lend me a few bucks. And if you could give me feet pics.
Peaches Honeyblossom: *takes deep breath* NO.
Striped Girl: WAS THAT A DOG? RUN.
Peaches invites Shing to dinner. It seems awkward. And she’s all wet.
After dinner is also awkward.
Shing: Hm, interesting bug on the ground.
Peaches Honeyblossom: Oh, look at the sky, so… cloudy. And stuff.
Shing: I want to give you these.
Peaches Honeyblossom: WHAT YOU DON’T HATE ME?
Shing: Of course not. And I like how wide your mouth opens.
He’s a pervert and it’s really just me being a pervert.
They then go to a party at Anna’s house. Her very pink house. I just kind of love her.
Random Horse: Neigh.
Peaches Honeyblossom: A PARTY WHAT DO I DO DO I DANCE DO I EAT DO I HANG OUT IN THE CORNER WHAT.
Shing: Yo. Chill. I got this.
Shing: My fairy people have a traditional kiss they only give out at parties and I’d like for you to join in on this with me.
Peaches Honeyblossom: Really?
Shing: No, I just want to kiss you. For real this time, if you don’t mind.
The Woohooer has spoken. I don’t interfere.
Shing: There’s this traditional dance my fairy people do on beds…
Peaches Honeyblossom: Oh stop.
Shing: No, there really is. It’s quite like jumping. But I’ll show you that next time. For now…
Anna: Hm, I wonder if they’ll be hungry after their shenanigans in my bedroom.
Peaches Honeyblossom: There’s this traditional strut my human people do after woohooing in another person’s house…
Shing: I like it.
And that’s all for now! What will become of Peaches and SHING? Find out soon!