Chapter One ~ Life Lessons

I bet you thought I couldn’t do it, didn’t you? I bet you figured someone like me wouldn’t last two seconds without the comforts of her seventeen bedroom mansion complete with spa and petting zoo. Well, the joke’s on you! I made it work, just like Tim Gunn expects everyone to do. I have a beautiful silk sleeping bag, a lantern, toiletries, and even a little plant to spruce things up. And check out the beautiful masonry work on my wall. I’d like to see you do better. That’s not even all of it either!

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Prologue ~ Lady Alexandria

Hello aaaaall! Welcome to my fabulous life! I assure you it’s much better than yours will ever be, so pop some popcorn, find a comfortable place to sit, and prepare to be A THOUSAND TIMES ENVIOUS!

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