So, Tabooger, I’m guessing by the new "grown up" attire and the multitude of quick drinks in the background, you’ve had a birthday party without me.
Tabooger: Uh, the answer to that is obviously NO, Starla. Pfft. Why would I do that? That would be… just rude, and how would I have done it anyway? I only exist when you’re… watching me exist. And stuff.
Don’t lie to me. That is definitely birthday cake you’re eating for breakfast.
Tabooger: This is from, like, when the twins were babies! No one cooks around here.
Just admit it! You’re a Young Adult now. You’re not going to school, you’re unemployed, you’re all grown up, and you seem to have acquired the Evil trait.
Tabooger: Not listening, too busy writing a song about what an idiot you are, tralala.
Whatever. Your mom’s calling you. You’re going to spend quality time together since you’re OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK NOW. Punk.
Tabooger: Mom, we can’t leave! There could be kids coming to daycare today!
Sage Moonblood: Kids haven’t come here since my first day of work, Booger. Besides, the gnomes will watch them.
Sage Moonblood: Now let’s go get wild!
Tabooger: Oh yeah, so wild. It’s 10am and you’re going 2 miles an hour.
Tabooger: What is this place?
Sage Moonblood: No idea. It just popped up out of nowhere, but I am about to ROCK. IT.
Sage Moonblood: What’s this? We’re stepping up onto some kind of… platform… with a mechanical object on it.
Tabooger: Looks like a stage and a karaoke machine. Nice!
Sage Moonblood: Odd. My Technophobia doesn’t seem to mind this electronic… hammering device.
Tabooger: It’s called a microphone, mom. You sing into it.
Sage Moonblood: Oh.
Sage Moonblood: HELLO SUNSET VALLEY! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
Zelda: What is this place?! I LIKE THE COLORS LOL.
Crazybat: I EXIST, LOOK!
Aw, hiii Cassidy!
Kaylynn: Let it be known that I am here ironically.
…I don’t get it.
Tabooger: Gasp. People.
Sage Moonblood: Shh, they can’t see us until we start. Activating super singing powers in 3… 2… 1…
Sage Moonblood: You’re insecure. Don’t know what for. You’re turning heads when you walk through the do-O-or.
Sage Moonblood: Don’t need make up… to cover up… Come on, Booger, I’m carrying us here!
Sage Moonblood: Being the way that you are is en-uh-uh-ough.
Tabooger: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Sage Moonblood: There you go!
Tabooger: Everyone else bu-ut you-oo.
Together: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBOOODY ELSE. THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED.
Zelda: OH MY GOD, I WOULD THROW MY BRA IF I WERE WEARING ONE.
Together: BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN’T HARD TO TELL… YOU DON’T KNOW, OH OH!
Together: YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL!
Tabooger: If only you saw what I can see!
Sage Moonblood: You’ll understand why I want you so desperately! Not you though, Yumi.
Tabooger: Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe–
Sage Moonblood: Can’t believe you’re still ALIVE, old woman.
Tabooger: You don’t know, oh oh!
Sage Moonblood: YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL!
Tabooger: Oh oh!
Sage Moonblood: THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUUUUUUL.
And the house was brought down. Creepers win.
In other news, Spec Wildhorse randomly wandered into the Fire Station one day. I don’t know what made him want to go there, but he didn’t seem to want to leave.
Fangirl Firewoman: Hellooooo, Spec. Hee hee!
FF: HMM, I wonder if any teenage boys in the general vicinity would enjoy getting their heart broken by me…
FF: You would enjoy it, wouldn’t you, Spec? You’d enjoy it enough to want to marry me still probably…
Sensing no danger nearby, I guess, Spec feels comfortable enough to slip into his robe and fall asleep.
FF: I’m watching you, my love…
Dumpling: HEY, REMEMBER ME?
Uh, yeah of course. You haven’t done anything interesting or cute lately though.
Dumpling: Well get your precious little C button ready because…
Dumpling: I’M IN CAT LABOOOOOR! LET THERE BE…
O_O That was miraculous and intense and OOH LOOK KITTIES!
Dumpling: I made these things. Look at me go.
Well, you and Cheshy.
Dumpling: Psh, he didn’t do much.
So the game named the kittens Kitten 1, 2, and 3. I’m not sure which is which, but as this is my first animal birth of the game, I have to stare for a while. I love the grey kitten, the cool orange stripes on its head make it look SINISTER. The yellow one on the right looks a lot like Cheshy, aside from coloring of course. And both yellow kittens got the mismatched eyes. SO COOL, THESE THINGS CALLED SIM GENETICS.
I’ll be getting rid of two of them though. How will I decide which one to keep?
KITTEN HUNGER GAMES OF COURSE.
Except not. That’s cruel.
Kitten 1: Anyway, I would totally win because I’m a Career.
The prom is coming up. You taking anyone?
7: Am I taking anyone to prom? Have you looked at my relationship panel? I’m taking everyone to prom, you moron.
Well okay then. I sense that you’re hostile. I’ll leave you to brood teenagerishly.
Meanwhile, at the fire station…
FF3: It’s sad that we don’t have a stove here, you know? I haven’t eaten a real meal in about 4 years.
FF: It would be nice to have… meat around for once.
Oh dear. Please get home, Spec. And quickly.
Also, the fire station refused to light up for me *kicks it*
Tabooger’s decided she wants to be a Rock Star, so I send her to get a job at the new concert hall.
Lady on Sign: Please help me down. Please.
Afterwards, she jams out for a horse.
Tabooger: Come back, I’ve written a song for you!
Horse: Do I look like someone who gives a damn? Nay.
Get it? Neigh? Nay? LOL I’m so funny.
So since this was a part two and I’m excited just to get even half-updates out again, I’m gonna end it here. Next time: The teenagers go to prom, some romance(?), and possibly an appearance from Peaches Honeyblossom and the very busy Governor Hermione Granger.
Lyrics for karaoke from One Direction. I actually live under a rock and only discovered that song two days ago. That stupidly catchy thing has been stuck in my head ever since D: