Chapter Fifty-Two, Part Two: The Gift of Life

So, Tabooger, I’m guessing by the new "grown up" attire and the multitude of quick drinks in the background, you’ve had a birthday party without me.

Tabooger: Uh, the answer to that is obviously NO, Starla. Pfft. Why would I do that? That would be… just rude, and how would I have done it anyway? I only exist when you’re… watching me exist. And stuff.

Don’t lie to me. That is definitely birthday cake you’re eating for breakfast.

Tabooger: This is from, like, when the twins were babies! No one cooks around here.

Just admit it! You’re a Young Adult now. You’re not going to school, you’re unemployed, you’re all grown up, and you seem to have acquired the Evil trait.

Tabooger: Not listening, too busy writing a song about what an idiot you are, tralala.

Whatever. Your mom’s calling you. You’re going to spend quality time together since you’re OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK NOW. Punk.

Tabooger: Mom, we can’t leave! There could be kids coming to daycare today!

Sage Moonblood: Kids haven’t come here since my first day of work, Booger. Besides, the gnomes will watch them.

Sage Moonblood: Now let’s go get wild!

Tabooger: Oh yeah, so wild. It’s 10am and you’re going 2 miles an hour.

Tabooger: What is this place?

Sage Moonblood: No idea. It just popped up out of nowhere, but I am about to ROCK. IT.

Tabooger: Mmhmm.

Sage Moonblood: What’s this? We’re stepping up onto some kind of… platform… with a mechanical object on it.

Tabooger: Looks like a stage and a karaoke machine. Nice!

Sage Moonblood: Odd. My Technophobia doesn’t seem to mind this electronic… hammering device.

Tabooger: It’s called a microphone, mom. You sing into it.

Sage Moonblood: Oh.

Sage Moonblood: HELLO SUNSET VALLEY! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

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Zelda: What is this place?! I LIKE THE COLORS LOL.

Crazybat: I EXIST, LOOK!

Aw, hiii Cassidy!

Kaylynn: Let it be known that I am here ironically.

…I don’t get it.

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Tabooger: Gasp. People.

Sage Moonblood: Shh, they can’t see us until we start. Activating super singing powers in 3… 2… 1…

Sage Moonblood: You’re insecure. Don’t know what for. You’re turning heads when you walk through the do-O-or.

Sage Moonblood: Don’t need make up… to cover up… Come on, Booger, I’m carrying us here!

Tabooger: Um…

Sage Moonblood: Being the way that you are is en-uh-uh-ough.

Tabooger: Everyone else in the room can see it.

Sage Moonblood: There you go!

Tabooger: Everyone else bu-ut you-oo.

Together: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBOOODY ELSE. THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED.

Zelda: OH MY GOD, I WOULD THROW MY BRA IF I WERE WEARING ONE.

Together: BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN’T HARD TO TELL… YOU DON’T KNOW, OH OH!

Together: YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL!

Tabooger: If only you saw what I can see!

Sage Moonblood: You’ll understand why I want you so desperately! Not you though, Yumi.

Tabooger: Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe–

Sage Moonblood: Can’t believe you’re still ALIVE, old woman.

Tabooger: You don’t know, oh oh!

Sage Moonblood: YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL!

Tabooger: Oh oh!

Sage Moonblood: THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUUUUUUL.

And the house was brought down. Creepers win.

In other news, Spec Wildhorse randomly wandered into the Fire Station one day. I don’t know what made him want to go there, but he didn’t seem to want to leave.

Fangirl Firewoman: Hellooooo, Spec. Hee hee!

FF: HMM, I wonder if any teenage boys in the general vicinity would enjoy getting their heart broken by me…

FF: You would enjoy it, wouldn’t you, Spec? You’d enjoy it enough to want to marry me still probably…

Sensing no danger nearby, I guess, Spec feels comfortable enough to slip into his robe and fall asleep.

FF: I’m watching you, my love…

Dumpling: HEY, REMEMBER ME?

Uh, yeah of course. You haven’t done anything interesting or cute lately though.

Dumpling: Well get your precious little C button ready because…

Dumpling: I’M IN CAT LABOOOOOR! LET THERE BE…

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Dumpling: CATS.

O_O That was miraculous and intense and OOH LOOK KITTIES!

Dumpling: I made these things. Look at me go.

Well, you and Cheshy.

Dumpling: Psh, he didn’t do much.

So the game named the kittens Kitten 1, 2, and 3. I’m not sure which is which, but as this is my first animal birth of the game, I have to stare for a while. I love the grey kitten, the cool orange stripes on its head make it look SINISTER. The yellow one on the right looks a lot like Cheshy, aside from coloring of course. And both yellow kittens got the mismatched eyes. SO COOL, THESE THINGS CALLED SIM GENETICS.

I’ll be getting rid of two of them though. How will I decide which one to keep?

KITTEN HUNGER GAMES OF COURSE.

Except not. That’s cruel.

Kitten 1: Anyway, I would totally win because I’m a Career.

Hey, 7.

7: Whuddup?

The prom is coming up. You taking anyone?

7: Am I taking anyone to prom? Have you looked at my relationship panel? I’m taking everyone to prom, you moron.

Well okay then. I sense that you’re hostile. I’ll leave you to brood teenagerishly.

Meanwhile, at the fire station…

FF3: It’s sad that we don’t have a stove here, you know? I haven’t eaten a real meal in about 4 years.

FF: It would be nice to have… meat around for once.

Oh dear. Please get home, Spec. And quickly.

Also, the fire station refused to light up for me *kicks it*

Tabooger’s decided she wants to be a Rock Star, so I send her to get a job at the new concert hall.

Lady on Sign: Please help me down. Please.

Afterwards, she jams out for a horse.

Tabooger: Come back, I’ve written a song for you!

Horse: Do I look like someone who gives a damn? Nay.

Get it? Neigh? Nay? LOL I’m so funny.

So since this was a part two and I’m excited just to get even half-updates out again, I’m gonna end it here. Next time: The teenagers go to prom, some romance(?), and possibly an appearance from Peaches Honeyblossom and the very busy Governor Hermione Granger.

Lyrics for karaoke from One Direction. I actually live under a rock and only discovered that song two days ago. That stupidly catchy thing has been stuck in my head ever since D:

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32 thoughts on “Chapter Fifty-Two, Part Two: The Gift of Life

  1. CREEPERS MAKE MY LIFE WORTHWHILE.

    Also that song is damn catchy. I now blame you for the fact that it will likely be in my head for the rest of the day. You’re evil.

    But ilu anyway

    <3

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    1. YOU MAKE MY LIFE WORTHWHILE.

      Bahaha *evil plotting fingers* But yeah, I that song D: I don’t even know what to do with myself to get it out of my head, so I figured passing it on would do :P

      ILU <3333

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  2. Yay! I’m so happy for another chapter, I’ll admit I was a little skeptical over your last post.
    Also, I would like to say that I sang through the 1D song with Tabooger and Sage xD
    How do you like Showtime so far?
    I can’t wait for another update!

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    1. Haha, I don’t blame you for being skeptical, honestly!
      I am guilty of playing the music video over and over while writing it, haha.
      Showtime is okay so far. It was one of those EPs that I didn’t have any interest in at first and I actually haven’t even read much about it. I didn’t even test it like I usually do. There’s basically only ONE reason I got it, which was the “live” capabilities. I’ve always thought that making any sims game have online functionality would make it super amazing times ten, so the fact that there’s somewhat of a way to connect to other players while in the game made me give in. Even if it’s basicaly Facebook for TS3 and your sims can’t interact like I’ve always wanted them to, it’s still kind of cool to be able to see what others are up to. I like that they brought back the karaoke machines, photo booths, and pool tables… I’m also interested in sending a sim on tour in other games, but I hope that they’ll get to run amuck around the town too because otherwise there’s no point XD SORRY TO RAMBLE OMG.
      But yeah, it’s okay so far, I suppose, haha.

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  3. ZOMG the Creepers are back!!!!!!!! I missed them!!

    7 is still just as badass as ever. I <3 him.

    Awww mom and daughter singing together, how adorable. I think more drinking needed to be involved however.

    Chad would be so proud of his family.

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    1. Yessssss, they missed you too!

      Haha, 7. He is always having moody days.

      I agree! I intended for there to be drinking, but the place was only open from 10am until 3pm and apparently it took them nearly that long to sing the song O_o I need to download that OPEN ALWAYS hack. I think that exists anyway.

      Aww, that’s sweet. I think so too :3

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  4. This chapter made me realize that seeing Sage Moonblood sing karaoke has always been an obscure dream of mine. YOU HAVE BROUGHT ME TO MY AMBITIONS.

    But YAY CHAPTER! I saw this in my inbox and my first thought was: “Okay, homework can wait.” :D

    But anyways, OMG THE HUNGER GAMES REFERENCES had me fangirling! I love that book series so much. It’s up there with Harry Potter on my love/obsession/soul devouring list. I remember not wanting to do ANYTHING until I finished the series, and then I finished it and got sad. My comment just turned into an autobiography I think. Woops.

    Also, I saw your other post and was like NOO IT’S OBSCURE and I’m impatient. :D

    Awesome chapter!

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    1. Haha, I am so happy to have done that for you! Karaoke and Sage just seem to go together don’t they?

      :DDDD That makes me happy. To know that someone’s putting off homework for the Creepers is just amazing! Lol. Thank you!

      Yay autobiographies! Oh man, for the first two books I didn’t even eat or sleep, and then on the third I had to slow way down because I realized there would be no more D: Finishing a book series is one of the most depressing things ever.

      LOL I’m still working out the kinks with my little idea, but things should start coming together soon :D

      Thank you! <333333

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  5. SO I HAD A COMMENT BUT WORDPRESS EATED IT.
    Here we go again… >_>

    I see you have Showtime ^_^ I don’t have it, mainly because I’ve mostly gone back to playing Sims 2 recently. -originally there was a snarky comment about Katy Perry endorsing Showtime here, but I don’t feel like retyping it –
    O HAI KITTENS!
    A horse wandering around outside the concert hall? That totally makes sense. Totally.

    Also, I made a new Sim family… download them plz? :D

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      1. It’s okay! It’s been a million years since I’ve updated so it all evens out, right? XD

        Omg rude WordPress.

        Haha, yeah I wasn’t going to get it and then I read about the whole “live” thing and I was like WELL FINE. This whole Katy Perry thing is ridiculous though. I don’t even know XD

        Right? I like when a whole horse family just wanders outside of the grocery store.

        Ooh, will do!

        Thank you, Connor! I’ve missed you!

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      2. I missed you too! :D Hopefully you’re back for good this time… *pointed stare* :P

        I originally read “rude WordPress” as “word RudePress”. WORD!

        I ~think~ you can just grab this file of MediaFire and plunk it in your Documents –> Electronic Arts –> The Sims 3 –> Library folder. If it doesn’t work, tell me and I’ll upload the family to the Sims 3 site. (The household name should be “Wild”.)
        http://www.mediafire.com/?3atdkvsfpa7bssv

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    1. Haha, I was playing the video as I wrote it.

      Ugh, it is way too catchy. I don’t even know where to begin trying to get the stupid thing out of my head XD

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  6. Ohai there! An update :D

    Tabooger is very appropriately dressed. Me likey her makeover. Could it be that she’s the heiress?

    Oh hell, that song… I’ve been trying FOREVER to get it out of my head. If it were a person, I’d get out an axe. Anyhoo, nothing a little Oasis can’t fix *bes hipster*

    The Creepers are making a comeback! SO EXCITED. And what’s Showtime like? Until this post I didn’t even know of it. Out of touch, I am.

    Happy simming! :)

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    1. Yay update!

      I’m hoping to get an heir poll out eventually XD She’s gorgeous, so I wouldn’t mind her as heiress for sure.

      Omg SAME HERE. It’s like it’s laced with crack or something. Make it stop!

      Haha, umm, Showtime is cool. I mean, they brought back pool tables and photo booths and stuff so that’s nice. I haven’t done much testing for any other gameplay yet. The whole connecting online thing is alright. Not what I wanted, but it’s interesting to see what your friends are up to while you’re playing.

      Thank you! And your sim is still running around my town somewhere. I don’t know where she hides, haha.

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  7. Booooo-I’m like Yumi, only not. But BOOO ONE DIRECTION. IMMA HATER.

    BUT YAY CREEPERS ASDFGHJKL I LOVE THEM. SAGE MOONBLOOD HAS STILL GOT IT. XD

    Am I having a senile moment or have we not seen Hermione lately?

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    1. Haha. I don’t know if I like or dislike One Direction. All I know is their song needs to get out of my head D: If it stays then I will definitely be joining you on the hater side XD

      :D Aww, yay! She’s definitely a fun elder to play.

      You haven’t, no. She’s just been working mainly, so I haven’t gotten many screenshots. You’ll see her next time though! I can guarantee that because I know I have at least ONE shot of her XD

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      1. XD
        I dunno, I’m just never one for the mainstream bands. Not to say I’m a hipster, though, sadly.
        And yay! Hermione! Safe has been one of my favorite heir(ess)es yet, and Hermione has definitely been one of my favorite spouses.

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  8. OMG..I started songing along with sage and booger while reading >.:D I shall destroy it!!!!! lol

    Its been so long I had to read back who the kids were, well, except for booger, I could remember her like a booger. That makes no sense…maybe it makes creeper sense >.> lol

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  9. *super-excited-dance-of-joy*

    Yaaaaaaaaaay! UPDATE! It was awesome, too, as usual. :D I loved Booger and Sage jamming out on the karaoke machine. And Sage’s side-comments, especially to Yumi . . . priceless. ^_^;;;

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  10. I’m trying to catch up! Loved this update. Fire station Fangirls are scary. Kitten Hunger Games made me LOL and my hubs made a snarky comment about my Sims. 😠 He sleeps in the couch tonight.

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