Pilot Inspektor: Warning! The new portal to Narnia is currently overflowing. Do not attempt to enter until further notice. Especially you, horse!
Welcome to The Creeper Legacy.
Hermione: I am so happy right now. I don’t ever want to leave this spot. EVER.
Sage Moonblood: *fart*
Hermione: Okay, time to get up.
Oh, shameless fart jokes.
Last time: Dweezil married Kristina and there was a lot of SageMione spam which ended with a SageMione woohoo.
Not only did Sage and Hermione’s magical night bring them closer, but it also produced some other nice results for the two of them.
Her endeavors? Woohooing a celebrity? Sure. Well, she gains three stars because of it. I’d say it was worth it.
And Sage gains one, making her a four star celebrity. If it were that easy, well, the whole world would be famous by now I’m pretty sure.
Pilot Inspektor: *gasp* The Man Meal has been infiltrated! Abort manly discussion! Abort! Abort!
Dweezil: We were only talking about how you burnt the french toast, dad.
Pilot Inspektor: Damnit, Dweezil, now she knows everything! We must kill her!
Hermione: I can just leave the table if you want.
Leroy: Nah, he’ll calm down in a minute.
Dweezil: Honey, I was just promoted to Yes-Man! I’m moving up so fast, I’m so good at everything I do!
Kristina: Oh, that’s great, baby! I was just promoted too! I’m a Bed Pan Cleaner now!
Dweezil: …That’s a promotion?
Kristina: Don’t ruin my enthusiasm, I will cry about it every night! But now we can do that thing we talked about doing!
Dweezil: That’s right, we can!
Both: I love you!
Both: Jinx! :D
Aw, smooches. They’re so cute.
Kristina’s traits made me giggle a bit. She’s charismatic, eco-friendly, a genius, good, and a workaholic. She’s like a new-aged hippy fairy princess thing :D
And she reminds me a bit of Giselle from Enchanted.
Sage decides to throw a party to celebrate her and Hermione’s hook up, I guess. And naturally there’s something wrong with Tu Morrow.
Tu Morrow: Making her stupid party drinks with her stupid hair and stupid newspaper pattern on her stupid sweater grumble grumble.
We also find out that Mariah’s pregnant again, even though she just had a baby named Ali.
Mariah: At least it’s by the same guy.
True. Very true.
Reignbeau: I’m doing this for facetime!
Too bad we can’t see your face, ner ner. Am I the only one who finds it kind of funny that Reignbeau wants a rainbow legacy writer’s autograph? Eh? EH?
Last time I mentioned that I don’t have vampires.
WELL I DO NOW.
IN THE FORM OF MY SIMSELF LOL.
Starla: Hee :D
Oh, also Gerard because duh.
Gerard: They couldn’t make me do Twilight, but I’m all over this.
Aw, lookit him acting like he has a choice :D His eyes look awesome. They pierce through your SOUL.
Not much else happened at the party. No one died this time at least, so that’s an improvement. Once everyone left, Sage and Hermione shared a private moment in Sage’s room.
Sage Moonblood: I know it’s 3 am, but I want you to know that I want to be with you. Forever. And I want you to move in.
Hermione: Well any idiot could’ve figured that out, Sage.
So Hermione moves in, bringing with her $30,000! If the Creepers weren’t already filthy rich, I would really enjoy that amount of money. Instead I think I might have Kristina donate it to charity :) I wish it were REAL money though. Boo that it’s not.
I downloaded this Hermione from Mod the Sims, but I’ve altered her a bit to my liking. I left her traits the same, though, and they are: bookworm, brave, friendly, genius, and good.
And then I changed the room. It’s now obnoxiously red and gold for Gryffindor. (I’m a Slytherin fan myself.)
Sage Moonblood: GO SLYTHERIN! *heavenly music*
Yeah bb! Just don’t say that when Hermione’s awake. She might punch you in the face.
Sage Moonblood: Maybe I’d LIKE it.
Yes. Yes, you probably would.
Kristina: I feel odd.
Probably because the shower glass is distorting your–
Kristina: Nope, I’m pregnant. Yey C:
Babies! Too bad they aren’t actual heir ones.
Kristina: Dweezilface, it worked! I’m pregnant! Isn’t that great?!
Phone Ringing: *is annoying*
Dweezil: Al-already?! We just tried last night!
Kristina: I know, isn’t it wonderful?! You’re going to be a father in like two days!
Dweezil: I really am good at everything I do. What will I do with these new Being Awesome powers of mine?!
Use them to read a pregnancy book because that’s what your wife wants.
Kristina: Haa, you’re so whipped.
Hermione: Sage. We need to talk.
Sage Moonblood: You can’t dump me! I will… I will torture your friends if you do!
Hermione: Okay, I won’t dump you. How about you marry me and leave my friends alone?
Sage Moonblood: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! …I mean, uh, yeah. Good deal. I can work with that.
Are we tired of all the spam yet? XD
Apparently nothing happened in the next day or so, because this is the next screenshot I have and Kristina’s huge. And panicking.
Kristina: SOMEONE HELP THIS WOMAN, SHE IS CLEARLY IN LABOR!
She is clearly not! Are you sure YOU aren’t in labor and are just glitching?
Labor Lady: Oooh, get this thing OUT OF MEEEEE!
It’s already… I don’t get…
Kristina: I TOLD YOU, DIDN’T I?!
Labor Lady: HospitAAAAAAAAAAL!
Get off of my lawn, this ain’t the Creeper taxi service! Find your own way to the hospital for your non-existent baby thing, you’re freaking me out!
The Labor Lady was contagious.
Kristina: Yaaaaay, now I really AM in labor! This is a wonderful day!
Kristina: Wait, okay, ow. Maybe not. OW.
Dweezil: *jazz hands* Baby time!
Sage Moonblood: *doesn’t really care all that much*
Leroy: So, guys… babies come from scientific experimentation, right? The chemical reaction between hydrogen sulfide and barium? At least, that’s what I heard from our cousin Keith.
Sage Moonblood: I think that’s something you should ask your fath—Oh, right…
Sage Moonblood: I don’t think Keith’s ever even had a girlfriend.
Kristina: Well, that was interesting.
You look like you’ve seen a ghost.
Kristina: Wait until you see Dweezil.
Dweezil: You did this on purpose, didn’t you?
No, I honestly didn’t. How did you end up with twins?!
Dweezil: This must be my powers! More proof that I’m good at everything I do.
Dweezil: Seriously. Good thing I’m Family-Oriented.
The twins’ names are Kurt and Finn. Oh yes, I went there! In case you don’t watch the show Glee, the characters of Finn and Kurt are classmates-turned-stepbrothers in the series. In the show Kurt is homosexual, and had a boycrush on Finn for quite a while (until Blaine AKA Harry Freakin’ Potter from AVPM/S came along – see what I did there?). They were the first names that popped into my head, so there you go. And I ‘m sorry if this whole paragraph is just confusing, it’s like 4 am.
Keith: Haha, dumbasses! You mixed the chemicals wrong!
While I was gawking at the new twins, I guess Leroy grew into a young adult.
Leroy: The world is at my fingertips!
Good, so I don’t feel as bad for kicking you out now.
Leroy: That’s okay. I didn’t want to spend my bachelor days with crying infants anyway.
Goodbye, Leroy! Don’t let Story Progression turn you into your mother, ‘kay?
Sad, I don’t even remember what his traits are.
And now it’s time for a short intermission. I call this "Creepers Marrying Creepers: It Was Bound to Happen Sometime".
Audrey is Diva Muffin’s daughter. Rodney is Tallulah, Aunt of Diva’s, son, making him her Great Uncle. That’s not so bad I guess. Everyone needs a little love, even if it is from the same bloodline…
Charmaine is Everly’s cousin and Wilbur is Everly’s son (he grew up really fast!). That makes them first cousins, once removed. Wait, let’s get a clearer picture of that.
Um. According to a quick google search, that’s somewhat legal. I guess?
Now two people who aren’t related in any way are about to get married. In a night club.
Hermione’s favorite color is red as well, so they look like twins.
Sage Moonblood: Looking like twins on your wedding day isn’t weird at all.
Not for your family, at least.
Sage Moonblood: My future wife is so hot. Is it picspam time?
It’s picspam time.
Sage Moonblood: Here we go.
Moxie CrimeFighter: This should be on YOOOOUTUUUUUUUBE! >:[
Sage Moonblood: Alright, enough of that. Let’s get this party started.
Of course no wedding is complete without the brides’ first dance.
Pilot’s Phone: I WANNA DANCE TOO.
Some dancing on the countertops.
Grilled Salmon: I wish I could do that :(
A bit of jealous rage.
Lady: I can’t believe it’s Hermione Granger! I LOVE YOU HERMIONE!
Sage: It’s Creeper now, and back up off my woman before I cut you.
And a birthday? Aw, she’s already an adult? Where did the time go?
Sage Moonblood: The time went into all the picspam, loser. And I don’t care, BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
I always invite Cassidy Crazybat to the parties, but she always shows up hours late and leaves as soon as she gets there.
Cassidy: I just realized I’m way too important to be here. Bye!
After the wedding party, Sage and Hermione had a house party to attend.
Sage Moonblood: Is this where the party’s at?
Pauline: It sure is. Grab a book and party on.
Sage Moonblood: We look smoking hot for no reason, baby. This is one of those elder parties that smells like pee.
Hermione: Aw, I think old people are sweet.
Sage Moonblood: Let’s spice things up a bit, shall we?
Old Lady: Oh, love. I… well, I forgot what I was about to say.
Actually I forgot what I was about to say, but shh. We can blame the old lady.
Sage Moonblood: You want to really have fun here?
Hermione: What do you have in mind?
Sage Moonblood: Just follow me.
Hermione: Hey, where are we going?
Sage Moonblood: Shh, just come on! Act natural.
Hermione: Yes, because it’s so natural to be roaming through a house that doesn’t belong to me.
Hermione: What are you doing?! We should go back downstairs, come on.
Sage Moonblood: No way, I’m getting comfortable. Look, the room’s in Gryffindor colors just for you.
Sage Moonblood: Are you going to join me or not?
Hermione: Well, it’s in my queue, but you’re in my way. I’m going to turn around now and go to the other side like I should’ve done in the first place.
Don’t you hate when that happens? Duh, sims.
Tenisha: Oh, hello, ladies. Having some girl time?
Sage Moonblood: Yeah, we’re kind of trying to woohoo on a stranger’s bed, if you don’t mind.
Tenisha: Oh, of course. Everyone knows I’ve done my share of that. I’ll just leave you alone then. I’ll go out here, it’s a wonderful night.
Sage Moonblood: Isn’t this exciting?
Hermione: Exciting?! This is terrifying, we’re going to get caught! And then we’ll have to strut out of here.
Sage Moonblood: That’s what makes it exciting. Come on, let’s do this.
Tenisha: …I have regrets about this decision.
Tenisha: Oh, come on, I’m so hungry!
As Hermione and Sage were being kicked out for being inappropriate, Pauline Wan dropped dead.
Pauline: Does it really surprise you all that much? An old people party? Death was probably waiting at the buffet table.
Approximately 24 hours later.
Hermione: Oh, I got a new top. I like it :)
Next time: Babies?! BABIES! Rabies? Hopefully not. More Creepers marrying Creepers? A death? Two deaths? THREE deaths?! Find out sometime in the near future! Thank you for reading and happy simming!