Sage dropped Hermione off at home and returned to the legacy house in the best mood she’d been in in a very long time.
It didn’t last long.
Sage Moonblood: No… Dad?!
Just kidding, it’s not Pilot. THANK GOODNESS OMG.
Audio Science: Please, I don’t want to die yet! My son and I were just beginning to bond! He’s too young to be without a father!
This is why the elderly should not have babies. It’s gross and stupid and the kids always lose. Your son will be punished for your awful mistakes and that is my final word.
Leroy: Daddy! Noo!
Seriously, get up. I’ve got a date with your son’s mom in thirty minutes.
I wouldn’t doubt it.
RIP Audio Science. I had a love/hate relationship with your antics, but I think you’ll be missed. Just not as much as your twin brother :P He lived until the age of 99 and did not complete his LTW. Sad.
Autonomously, Dweezil immediately rushes to Leroy’s side to cheer him up.
Dweezil: Hey, just remember your dad loved you very much, okay? He’ll always be proud of you, and you’ll always be able to go to the family’s graveyard and chat with him.
Leroy: And jump on the *sniff* trampoline?
Dweezil: Yes, and jump on the trampoline.
Dweezil: You’re a tough young man. You’re gonna be okay, right?
Leroy: Yeah. Yeah, I am. Thank you.
OH MY GOD LEROY DON’T DO IT!
Audio has absolutely terrible timing because Dweezil and Kristina’s wedding is the very next day. Stupid Audio.
The family works together to prepare for the big event like one of those stupidly cheery families on TV in the 90s that made you sick. The party will be held at Old Pier Beach, so Pilot starts making meals and Sage starts
drinking making drinks to take with them. I later found out that you can’t put drinks in your inventory. Not fair >:( I put drinks in MY inventory every day *drinks from hip flask*
Sage just learned how to make Sorrow Annihilator drinks, so she puts her mad skillz to use for her cousin. He just lost his father, after all.
Sage Moonblood: You tell anyone I gave this to you and you will be seeing your father faster than you can say Alco *hic* holics Anonymenonus.
And so the wedding begins. It’s obvious that even though they’re paying attention, no one really cares about what’s going on. Look, even Dweezil’s busy gaining a skill point or something. A wedding skill point probably.
And what the heck is Moxie wearing? You see her? On the left? What IS that?
Kristina: AHEM. Wedding time.
Omg lady you’re facing the wrong way.
Old Lady (obnoxiously loud): Hey, you guys seen that new Yogi movie? That Yogi gets me every time, aaaahaaaahaaaa!
Tu Morrow: How dare my brother get married BEFORE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Yeah, because with outbursts like that, how are you still single?
Look how bored everyone else is. Moxie practically wet her pants because of her Loner trait. She ended up running home crying.
Moxie CrimeFighter: I thought these aviators would make me invisible, but all they do is just protect my eyes from UV rays :
Who woulda thought.
Pilot Inspektor: For the last time, Handie, I will NOT put a frog in his underpants!
Bartholomew: Now, now, gentlemen. Don’t make me turn this car around, honk honk.
Gerard: Is this real life?
Kristina: Goodness, Dweezil, this has been the best day of my life! It’s even better than that time we saved all those dolphins!
Dweezil: Or that time when we tied ourselves naked to that tree near the military base!
Kristina: Oh yeah!
Well clearly I don’t take enough screenshots.
Hermione was a little odd at the party. Either it was because she was embarrassed that she wore the same hairstyle as Tu Morrow, or she was going through the awkward "Oh no what did I do last night I hope I didn’t embarrass myself beyond repair" phase.
Sage Moonblood: You look stunning, Hermione.
Hermione: Erm, thank you, Sage.
She did come out of her shell long enough to snatch Starla’s autograph though.
Starla: Only if you marry Sage Moonblood Creeper.
Hermione: Of course, whatever you say! Not like you keep tabs on the Creepers anyway.
Moon Unit: Who are you texting? Don’t you dare be cheating on my grandson already. Do you know who I am? Do you know what I’ve done? I will ri–
Kristina: Would you relax? I’m just sending a picture to my mother!
Moon Unit: You’d better hope that’s all you’re doing, missy.
You think it’s about time we let her pass on? I’m starting to think so.
Sage and Hermione spend the rest of the party sending longing glances to each other.
Old Man: Get a room! But let me watch.
I believe he’s a relative of some sort. Figures.
And then of course later on someone dies.
Dying Lady: I don’t get it. I was just talking to some redhead and then I got all sparkly.
Moon Unit! Stop killing off the townspeople! That’s it, we’re not inviting her to parties anymore.
Action!Kristina: I’m getting out of here before Grandma Moon Unit decides to go two for two.
Dweezil and Leroy: *manly talk about politics*
Sage Moonblood: Heeey, this isn’t going to ruin my party rating is it?
It better not. I put effort into this. Effort!
The party gods gave us a ‘verging on epic’, and while Dweezil took his new bride to the Creeper hot tub to enjoy their first night as husband and wife…
Sage took Hermione out to one of the new clubs in town to party it up.
Sage Moonblood: Are you ready?
Hermione: Let’s do this. *game face*
At this point I installed Twallan’s updated SP, which adds options for a Vampires/Slayer feature (among other things). This caused me to see the most badassed pop up I’ve ever gotten.
TOO AWESOME, RIGHT? I nearly squealed with delight when I read it. Too bad I don’t have vampires in my town… yet. More on this some other time.
Sage Moonblood: You’re pretty good at this.
Hermione: What do you think we did in the dormitories when we weren’t plotting against evil?
Sage Moonblood: Hmm… never thought of that.
Sage’s Attention Span: Bored now.
Sage Moonblood: Let’s go do other stuff now.
Hermione: Oh nice, a hot tub in a night club. I wonder how sanitary that is.
Sage Moonblood: The point is not to think about it! Just get in.
Sage Moonblood: Don’t stare, don’t stare, don’t stare, look at foot, look at foot, look at foot…
Sage Moonblood: Wow, what a nice foot I have.
Hermione: Hey, mine’s pretty nice too.
Sage Moonblood: Fooooooooooot.
Sage Moonblood: I love how absolutely comfortable I am around you.
Hermione: Yeah, it’s crazy how we can just sit here looking at our feet for an hour and it’s not weird or awkward at all.
For you guys maybe.
Sage Moonblood: Being with you almost feels like…
Hermione: Like what, Sage?
Sage Moonblood: Like…
Sage Moonblood: Home.
Hermione: Yeah… Yeah, it really does.
Hermione: Just like home.
Sage Moonblood: Speaking of home… Let’s go to mine.
Hermione: I have to be honest… I have no idea what I’m doing.
Sage Moonblood: Well, I figured that. You’re a prude.
Hermione: A prude you can’t seem to get enough of. Now shut up and let me kiss you.
Next time: Another wedding? Babies? More SageMione spam? A shorter wait? Let’s hope so!
Thank you for reading and happy simming!