The drama of finding out about her husband’s grand affair (now with bonus lovechild!) has gotten to Marlene so much that she’s taken to eating in her daughter’s room with Piñata Patrick.
Marlene: Hey PP, these waffles are delicious. You should try them.
Piñata Patrick: No thanks, I filled up on candy.
Everly Bear: Mom, your behavior is concerning me, and since Starla decided at the last minute that neither I or Reignbeau would be in the running for heir because we’re boring and I’m knocked up, I think we should all move into Buddy’s family’s house, away from the drama.
Marlene: Buddy’s family? Does that mean we have to shave our heads?
Everly Bear: Maybe. I’m not sure yet.
And so they went. I’m sorry if you were looking forward to voting for them in the heir poll :
Audio Science: I’m grumpy!
Shut up no one likes you.
Not too long after Marlene and the others left, Sage Moonblood was ready to grow up.
Sage Moonblood: About damn time.
Andie: My babies! They grow up so fast!
Sage Moonblood: Mmm, what’s that smell? The cake?
No, I’m pretty sure that’s your burning flesh from the sparklies.
Sage Moonblood: Oh, well I smell delicious!
Audio Science: Yay, Sage, happy birthday!
Sage Moonblood: Shut up no one likes you.
She grew up clumsy. A brave, clumsy party animal with star quality who hates electronics. Meaning she should party with a helmet on.
Sage Moonblood: Yeah, a BEER HELMET. WOO!
Leroy was next for a birthday. Sage seemed enthusiastic considering the boy was an unwanted burden.
Sage Moonblood: WOO! Parties!
Andie: Why do I have to be the one growing up this bastard?
Leroy: Hey yo pops, I grew up an evil douchebag just like you. Ain’t you embarrassed now?
Audio Science: You’re not still saying "Poor Leroy" are you?
Shut up no one li… well, I guess the kid’s all the payback you need.
Audio Science: Gee, thanks.
Some of you might be wondering what Dweezil’s been up to this whole time. I haven’t been fair to Dweezil with the facetime, but he’s starting to grow on me. Especially when he brought this cutie home from school one day.
Dweezil: I can name about 43 different things I’d like you to do with those lips right now, Kristina.
ISN’T SHE CUTE? I WANT HER GENETICS. (I may or may not have edited her skintone :P)
Kristina: Dweezil, can you make your creator back up off me, please?
Dweezil and Kristina’s dates consist of protesting in front of City Hall because they’re political nerds.
Dweezil: Down with radioactive materials! Spider-Man and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are cautionary tales! Lookin’ good over there, Kris baby!
Kristina: Thanks Dweezy! Booooo! Radioactive waste will turn my kids to paste!
And they aren’t the only familiar faces in the crowd of protesters. Just after giving birth to twins with her husband Julian, Bluebell Madonna makes it clear that she’s against radioactivity too.
Bluebell Madonna: Radioactivity is the reason I wasn’t made heiress!
Keep telling yourself that, love :) She aged into elder shortly after this.
Also protesting is awesome reader Connor’s simself! I’ve been wondering what he’s been up to. I moved him into town ages ago and haven’t heard a thing about him.
Connor: I will cut you! I will cut you all!
LOL he’s got some pent up aggression there.
After a long day of protesting, Dweezil and Kristina (as well as a few others it looks like) take advantage of cuddle time.
Hermione’s alone because she’s a loser.
Hermione: I’d rather be at Hogwarts right now.
After this kiss in front of City Hall, Dweezil rolled the LTW to become Leader of the Free World. I locked it in because d’aww!
Since aging up, Moxie and ZombieApocalypse15 (who I finally learned is called Blair) have been going on dates all around town. Mainly the library, where the computers are easy to hack.
Lady: I just… I just want to put my book back :(
Blair: Hush, stupid lady. I’m gettin’ my mack on here.
Lady: But… the boooooooooook :(
*first kiss bling*
Computer: I did that. Yeeeeah, take THAT, eHarmony!
Sage’s LTW is to become a Master Mixologist, so instead of going out to parties and bars like she wants, I’ve forced her to stay in and WORK.
Sage Moonblood: Thisss one’ss alllot betur than th’ las’ fourtee’…
Or maybe you’re just too drunk to tell the difference?
Sage Moonblood: No ‘m nawt drink.
Sage Moonblood: Fly birdie fly! I release yooou!
Sage Moonblood: Catchhhhh! Le’s frow you again.
Sage Moonblood: Be freeeeeeeee!
Sage Moonblood: Osht! Whoops!
Sage Moonblood: You didn’ see tha’ ‘kay? Bye!
Dweezil: Hey babe, wanna come over and plan for the police car protest? Okay, see you in ten!
Leroy: My favorite color’s black!
Audio Science: Why’s that, son?
Leroy: BECAUSE YOU SUCK!
Audio Science: I don’t even…
Kristina: Surprise! I grew up last night! I’m hot right?
Dweezil: Uguh… uwuh… ubuh… What just happened to me?
Andie: I suppose it’s time for The Talk.
Dweezil: Look, Moxie! LOOK! My girlfriend is smokin’.
Moxie CrimeFighter: Well she has to be smoking something to be interested in you.
Bluebell was at the police car protest too.
Lady in Skirt: Oh I’ve worn the same shirt as that woman, how embarrassing.
I don’t think the Fashion Police are here, don’t worry.
Bluebell Madonna: Yeah, they can’t be here because we’re protesting their cars.
Oh, I get it. Haa.
Everyone quickly heads home because it’s birthday time!
Tu Morrow: Dweezil’s making us grow up because he wants to do his girlfriend.
Tu Morrow doesn’t get much facetime either because she doesn’t do much besides skill and go to school. I still love her though.
Sage Moonblood: Yaaaay, a party buddy!
Tu Morrow grows up with her trait locked in. She’s now an easily impressed, grumpy, over-emotional natural cook with STAR QUALITY.
Tu Morrow: Real Housewives of Sunset Valley, here I come!
Dweezil: I’M A TOOL :D
Family oriented is Dweezil’s final trait, joining easily impressed, clumsy, friendly, and perceptive.
And now I think is a good time for what I like to call Tenisha’s Corner (get it? corner? because she’s a whore? lol), where we find out what the homewrecker’s been up to since ripping a family apart.
You might remember that during the last update, Tenisha and Greg got pregnant with an Oops Baby. Well, that relationship ended.
So she moves in with Todd and soon gives birth to Greg’s baby. She names it Dumbass or something, I dunno.
She moves on to Tyree. "Could it be love?" Probably not because it’s Tenisha we’re talking about.
It wasn’t love, of course, and Tenisha starts devouring Denver.
Nathaniel Croft has potential. LOL yeah, okay.
All I can say is LOL Homer Colon.
Hey! Maybe Huge Bird will do.
Or not. Well, you know, if all else fails, just get with your roommate. They’re already there anyway. It’s convenient, right?
Well, here we go again. Not surprisingly, they broke up a few days later.
Aaaaaand it’s Tyree’s turn again.
One of my readers, kerr, asked whether Pauline Wan was just was bad as Tenisha (because one of Justice’s grandkids married her). Actually, Pauline has been pretty tame in this save file, and I don’t think I’ve seen her this bad in other ones either. She’s been with maybe five sims, and only had one child (with Justice’s grandson). Before Audio, Tenisha had a kid with Diva Muffin’s son. Then she had Leroy, then Greg’s kid, and now Todd’s. It’s like she’s starting her own WYD? Challenge. Leave it to a Creeper to get with someone like Tenisha XD
Thanks for the question, kerr, and I’m sorry I haven’t replied to that comment yet D: I’ll be busy after this update with all the catching up I have to do, lol. Anyway, back to the legacy!
Dweezil’s first order of business as a young adult is to do his girlfriend, of course! So they both have their first time in City Hall. It’s fitting, right?
Kristina: That’s something I’ll never protest :D
And then they strut their way over to the bistro and dine on fine cuisine.
Kristina: This strut goes away soon, right?
Dweezil: We’ve got two hours, I think.
Kristina: Yeah this isn’t embarrassing at all.
Moxie and Blair enjoy a date night as well, getting all romantic-like at Fiji.
Pilot Inspektor: Remember our date nights, babe?
Andie: Of course I do, I’ll never forget them.
Pilot Inspektor: Neither will I. And whatever happens in the next few screenshots, just know that I will always love you, Andie.
Andie: …Okay. And I will always love you too, Pilot Inspektor.
Andie: I never noticed that those pictures aren’t of our family. Who the hell ARE those people?
Andie: Did someone just call my name? Pilot? Where’d you go?
Moxie CrimeFighter: Oh I love funny face time! Abagababoo!
Tu Morrow: *sniff sniff* At least now I’ll have something to inspire me for crying on cue.
Leroy: I AIN’T CRYING IN CASE ANYONE WANTED TO ACCUSE ME OF IT.
Whatever kid, you’re totally bawling like a baby. Anyway, not to overshadow the whole Andie dying thing, but the play area I had set up outside is now a playroom in the house, look! *applause*
Pilot Inspektor: Noooooo, but I’d just made her cooooookies! Her favoriiite! My loooooove!
Poor Pilot :(
RIP Andie. She was the youngest of the elders, only 89 years old, and I actually had to watch her die twice because my game crashed after the first time. She didn’t quite make her LTW, but she wrote a few best selling novels and that was good enough for her.
Sage Moonblood: Hello, handsome man. I see you’re with your grandmother, but I thought I’d come hit on you anyw–
Bluebell Madonna: Actually, I’m his wife. And I’m your aunt, meaning he’s your uncle.
Sage Moonblood: But I rolled this wish and… I… Yeah, I’ll just go. See you at the family reunion!
She rolled this wish randomly and hadn’t ever met him. I don’t know sometimes.
This toddler is Wilbur.
Wilbur: But you can call me SATAN.
He’s the baby Everly Bear was pregnant with when she moved out. I guess SP makes them grow up pretty fast O_O
Leroy: Birthday :)
This is almost the only time you’ll see him smile.
Leroy: I am a clone of my father.
Looks like it. LOL Audio wouldn’t have been able to hide the secret for long. Loves the Outdoors is locked in for him, making him a nature loving technophobe (makes sense) who is both evil and excitable.
And hey guess what! I’m ending this here, meaning it’s finally, after a decade of waiting, heir poll time! Here are the contenders:
– Can’t Stand Art, Computer Whiz, Grumpy, Loner, Loves the Outdoors
– Pop, PB&J, Spiceberry
– International Super Spy
– Will most likely marry Blair Barkley.
– Technophobe, Brave, Clumsy, Party Animal, Star Quality
– Egyptian, Spaghetti, Red
– Master Mixologist
– Has a crush on Hermione Granger, but also wants to flirt with married men (and her uncle).
– Easily Impressed, Grumpy, Natural Cook, Over-Emotional, Star Quality
– Roots, Frogs Legs, Red
– Distinguished Director
– Her spouse options are open.
– Clumsy, Easily Impressed, Family Oriented, Friendly, Perceptive
– Pop, Spaghetti, Lime
– Leader of the Free World
– Will most likely marry Kristina Burch.
The poll is HERE, or you can just comment with your vote!
I’d like to take this time out to thank you guys for being patient with me, for continuing to read my legacy, and for motivating me throughout <3 I’d like to thank those of you who helped me win the award for favorite active sims 3 legacy in the Golden Plumbob Awards! You guys are just… wow :D Thank you. I’d also like to offer my thoughts and condolences to those who’ve been affected by the earthquake in Japan and the ensuing tsunami. We live in a crazy, unpredictable world. The poll will only be up for 3-5 days (I’m not sure which yet) because I’d love to jump right into the next generation. Again, thank you so much and happy simming!