Sage Moonblood: Hey, aren’t these posts supposed to be about us? So people can decide who they like for heir? I’m feeling neglected here.
We’ll get to you, Sage. Right now, there’s a family crisis!
Some Chick: There will be MORE of a family crisis if she wakes me up with this awful music one more time >:(
Um, who are you?
Some Chick: Duh, I’m Reignbeau. I grew up last night at some random bald family’s house.
Reignbeau: See? Memories are in black and white.
Reignbeau rolled the Good Sense of Humor trait.
And speaking of random family’s houses, Audio Science has returned from the one he’s been at.
Andie: Dear lord, he’s got that conspicuous strut thing from woohooing somewhere else.
Marlene: What strut thing? There’s no strut thing. There’d better not be a strut thing!
Audio Science: Hello, all! It’s a great day, isn’t it? I’m just off to shower and get back to work :D
Marlene: I’m so on edge, I can’t eat.
Andie: Yet you ate all of your food…
Marlene: Whatever. Anyway, so this strut thing came with
Nightlife Late Night?
Andie: Mmm hmm.
Marlene: And one only gets to do it when they’ve had woohoo relations in a place besides their home?
Marlene: I don’t believe you.
Sage Moonblood: Don’t be nervous, Reignbeau. It’s only high school. You’re a Creeper, so you’ll be automatically cool. Maybe not as cool as me, but–
Reignbeau: Shut up. I… I think my parents are splitting up.
Sage Moonblood: Probably. I mean your dad had that strut thing… EA made it nearly impossible to hide affairs.
Reignbeau: …Thanks for that.
Andie: What?! I’m going to read, not sleep with your husband! Get that chisel away from me!
Marlene: What the… I wasn’t even… YOU! You are trying to ruin my marriage!
Andie: I don’t think you need help with that, Mar–
Marlene: You’re just jealous, Andie!
Andie: JEALOUS, am I?! Of what exactly? Of not being stuck with a husband who’s never here, doesn’t care, and probably has a baby on the way because affairs in stories almost always end with a pregnancy? Face it: your husband sucks. Now stop blaming me for it!
Marlene: My husband sucks? Oh don’t get me started on your husband! He is demented! And the only reason you ever got pregnant is probably because he thinks woohoo prevents… yodeling refrigerators or something!
Andie: Actually, Pilot knows exactly what woohoo is. And he has it. With ME. All the time.
Marlene: I didn’t need to know that…
Andie: Like I said, you’re taking this out on the wrong person. This is between you and him.
Marlene: What have I done to deserve this?
Andie: …Was that a rhetorical question, or did you want me to list th–
Marlene: Just leave me alone, please.
“You’ve got a friend in me…”
For those of you who wondered where Pilot and Andie had gone on their date night, this is the place. It’s a premade dive bar that came with the registration gift thingy from Late Night. Sage has been itching to come here, and with all that’s been going on, I figured I should let her.
Sage Moonblood: PARTAY YEAH!
Unfortunately, even when the place is considered a Hot Spot, no one seems to be here.
Bartender: Are you sure you’re old enough to be in here? You look like you just graduated kindergarten.
Sage Moonblood: Of course I’m old enough to be here. Why would I be here if I wasn’t?
17 is of age in the wizarding world, after all.
Sage Moonblood: Besides, I’m your only customer. I wouldn’t be picky if I were you.
Bartender: Touché. Drink up!
I bought Reignbeau a drum kit for her Virtuoso trait.
Reignbeau: *bangs obnoxiously*
I regret it. Go do your homework!
Reignbeau: It’s done.
Yeah, I guess I raised a bunch of freaks because they all do their homework without being told to. The only one missing here is Sage.
There, that looks normal.
Frig. But as you can see, she’s just like everyone else, even when she’s supposed to be acting like an irresponsible teenager.
Bartender: Nerd alert!
Sage Moonblood: Unlike you, bartender, I have goals in life. I want to be something other than a cup washer.
Sage Moonblood: Or a legacy writer.
Marlene: I’m a good wife, aren’t I, foot? I do my best.
Marlene: You’re probably the only one who thinks that, but it means a lot :)
Poor Marlene. She’s losing it. That’s never good.
Marlene: Hi, honey. How was your day?
Audio Science: It was fine. Nothing special about it.
Marlene: Oh, really? You were walking kind of funny when you came in. One would almost say it was strut-like :|
Audio Science: *gulp* Not um… Not sure what you’re talking about, dear. I‘m in a good mood is all. Or, I was…
Marlene: Mmm hmm…
She’s going to torture him with guilt and fear? Ooh, I hope so!
Pilot Inspektor: I’M A PILOT :D
Everly Bear and her boyfriend (now young adult, obv) were on a date when I saw that she had this interaction called ‘Confess’. Confess what? I wasn’t sure, so I tried it.
Everly bear: Oh, Buddy, something terrible has happened. I don’t even want to tell you what it is.
Buddy: You can tell me anything, babe. Anything at all.
Everly Bear: Promise you won’t get mad? Because it’s really, REALLY bad.
Buddy: Just tell me, Everly. I promise I won’t get mad. I think you’ll feel a lot better once you let it out.
Everly Bear: OkayI’mpregnant.
Everly Bear: You said you wouldn’t get mad though…
Buddy: In what world would I not be mad about this? I thought you said Starla hasn’t downloaded that hack! How could you even–
Everly Bear: I’m sorry, okay? Look, I was only kidding. I’m not pregnant at all, actually.
Buddy: You’re not?
Everly Bear: No. But thanks for being supportive, douche bag.
Buddy: Everly Bear, you are psychotic. Are you sure you don’t have the Insane trait? Normally people don’t kid about that stuff. It could’ve been really bad if I wasn’t such a nice guy.
Everly Bear: I know. I was just bored.
Omg next time you’re bored, play Gnubb or something D: Wtf. I’m assuming that ‘Confess’ thing is for Childish sims?
Heeeey Mariah! I don’t remember giving you that dark lipstick. Or hearing about you having a baby.
Mariah: That’s because this isn’t my baby. It’s yours.
Aww, my baby :)
Mariah: Yeah, and I’m babysitting.
Mariah: Here, kid. Go to sleep, I’m going swimming.
Mariah: Fine, I won’t go swimming, babysitting police.
Mariah: I’ll play video games instead.
Fair enough XD
That is my husband, the town gigolo. He’s um… Well, he’s flirting.
Cassidy: Can you go away now? You’re angering me.
Since Mariah, Cassidy, and my simself are all celebrities (of course, I had to), I figured Sage could befriend them and start gaining celebrity points and such.
Mariah: How are you beating me? You’ve never even touched a video game before, technophobe.
Sage Moonblood: I’m not sure, I’m just pushing buttons.
Cassidy: Impressive. I think she’s a natural, Mariah.
Mariah: But she can’t be :(
Sage Moonblood: Oh, I am. Thinking twice about betting me that $10,000 you’d win now, aren’t you?
Sage Moonblood: Aw man, the screaming baby ruined my killstreak!
(Cassidy is leader of the nerds in town, by the way.)
Starla: Unhand that baby, you cheating jerk.
Mariah: I will strangle it!
Haha, Mariah’s expression is pure win.
Back at home… Omgwtf is that?
Oh, right, it’s Dweezil. He and Tu Morrow are growing up.
Tu Morrow: You’re going to regret ignoring me once I age up.
Pfft, I doubt it!
Omg regret. She’s really pretty.
Tu Morrow: Told you.
Tu Morrow is now easily impressed, grumpy, over-emotional, and a natural cook.
LOL she’s the stereotypical housewife.
Tu Morrow: I will cut you.
Dweezil looks like… well… a dweezil, if were an actual thing. I like him :)
He’s now also easily impressed, perceptive, clumsy, and friendly.
Dweezil: I’m a fun guy.
In some countries, maybe.
So Tu Morrow gets started on learning recipes while Moxie does what Moxie does. Fighting crime?
Moxie CrimeFighter: No, go away, I’m blogging about my cyberdate.
As long as you used cyberprotection, it’s none of my business.
Reignbeau does some more banging, this time in a way that is pleasant.
Those are all Creeper family members watching her play.
I downloaded the cool Scribbling Pad, so now when Andie writes her novels, she can escape the tension of the legacy house.
Andie: I’m actually just drawing a picture of Marlene stabbing Audio with the chisel.
Or she can do that, yeah.
Pilot Inspektor: Look at my thumb! LOOK AT IT! My thumb is swollen with happiness! You know why?!
Marlene: Because you’re a moron?
Pilot Inspektor: Hurry up and answer or you will die!
Sage Moonblood: Um, I dunno! Is it… is it because it’s not broken?
Pilot Inspektor: NO IT ISN’T HOW DARE YOU!
Sage Moonblood: AHH!
Pilot Inspektor: I can’t believe you don’t know why my thumb is happy :(
Sage Moonblood: Dad, sometimes your insanity just isn’t cool. Sorry.
Where’d this come from?
Everly Bear: Thanks for not breaking up with me after what I did.
Buddy: Honestly, everyone’s been telling me I should… but they say psycho girlfriends make three times more psycho ex-girlfriends, so I think I’d rather keep you around for now. Besides, I love you. I think I might even want to spend the rest of my life with you, once you grow up of course.
Everly Bear: Spend the rest of your life with me? As in get married?
Buddy: If that’s okay with Starla and the readers.
Everly Bear: Who cares what they think? I’ve been planning our wedding since you sat in front of me in Algebra.
Everly, that sort of stuff should be kept to yourself, especially if he already thinks you’re psycho.
Suddenly, out of nowhere…
Audio Science: Tenisha! Wait!
Tenisha: Oh god, here we go.
Audio Science: Tenisha, hey! Can you hear me?! Wait up!
Audio Science: Tenisha! Why are you pretending not to hear me?!
Tenisha: Because I’m on my way to the hospital to have a baby, genius. No time to stop and chat.
Audio Science: Why haven’t you called? Why have you been avoiding me? I’m not mad that you’re having my baby, you know. It’s a wonderful thing!
Tenisha: I don’t know if it’s yours or not, and frankly I don’t think it’s a wonderful thing, so leave me alone.
Audio Science: But… what?
I’m a nerd, hush :P
Audio Science: I knew he was mine. I knew it! I was the only guy you’d been with, so it was pretty obvious. I don’t see why you’d question it.
Tenisha: Would you stop following me, please? You’re creeping me out.
Audio Science: He’s beautiful. I always wanted a boy.
Tenisha: So will you be telling your wife, or shall I?
Audio Science: …?!
To be continued…
So this update was really scattered because there were so many things going on at once. I’m sorry for that. But I hope you enjoyed it anyway. See you next time!