Chapter Thirty-Three: Love Me, Love Me

Pilot Inspektor: I don’t like frying pans.  They smell like chimneys.

Rufus Tiger: …Um.  Alright.

Welcome back, dear readers!  Last time, uhhhhh… stuff happened!  Now we’ll continue with other stuff!

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Chapter Thirty-Two: Grumpy

We get a lot of randomly angry NPCs in this legacy.  This mail carrier literally threw the Creepers’ mail on the ground and yelled at it after I took this.  Turn that frown upside down, guy.

Mark Stamp: SCREW YOU AND YOUR LEGACY AND THESE LETTERS AND THIS SCREENSHOT!

Well that’s mature.

Mark: I WILL EAT THESE IF YOU DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE!

Go ahead, they’re just bills.

Mark: GRAAAAAH!!

Welcome to another chapter of the Creeper legacy, titled Grumpy because of this guy!  Oh, and because every kid that’s been born so far this generation has the Grumpy trait.  It’s fun, let me tell you.  For example:

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