A few chapters back, I mentioned that teenagers Sandi French and Darlene Bunch were dating. Well, they continued to date into young adulthood, and Darlene continued to look freakishly cool, but sadly… now they’re over :( Let us mourn the end of an awesome relationship. I wonder what went wrong.
Sandi: I’m sorry, Darlene, but you’re just too marvelous for me. I want to find someone who won’t upstage me at our wedding.
Yeah, I bet that’s what really happened. Freaking Sandi.