Biggie: Starla’s really slacking with the updates, man! We need to do something about that, it’s getting out of hand!
Smallz: But we are mere pyramids! What can we possibly do besides sit here looking aged and pyramid-like?
Biggie: We will do as the Egyptians did, and look to the sky for answers! Peer to the heavens with me now, Smallz! Peeeeeer!
Smallz: Er… okay!
Sad that this is the only inspiration I could find to open with, lol. Anyway, while they do that, let’s get on with a heaping plate of Egyptian update, shall we? This place is gorgeous.