Chapter Twenty: International House of Babies

Pregnancy didn’t phase Fifi at all.  She continued doing whatever she felt like doing each day.  Everyone was off her back for the most part, and although the big question in their minds was where the baby came from in the first place, they were happy to keep quiet about it.  All they knew was that it was definitely not from the cabbage patch.

Tallulah: Psst, dad, maybe it’s Bob Newbie’s.

Gerald:  Shh!  No, I don’t think she ever had any real feelings for him.  I think the only reason she ever showed any interest was bec–

Fifi: *singing* I heeeear yoooou!

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