Apple: Ugh, I don’t feel very well at all. What could possibly be wrong?
Fifi Trixibelle: Mom, you just ate a salad that’s been sitting on the table since yesterday. I’m pretty sure that’s what that’s all about.
Apple: I thought you just made this!
Fifi: I’m eating waffles! You think I made myself waffles and then randomly tossed together a salad for kicks?
The Portrait Formerly Known as Chad: …
Welcome, my friends, to the Creeper Legacy. Apple’s not an elder yet, but she’s already losing her memory.