Chapter Fifteen: The Real Sim Shady

Apple: Ugh, I don’t feel very well at all.  What could possibly be wrong?

Fifi Trixibelle: Mom, you just ate a salad that’s been sitting on the table since yesterday.  I’m pretty sure that’s what that’s all about.

Apple: I thought you just made this!

Fifi: I’m eating waffles!  You think I made myself waffles and then randomly tossed together a salad for kicks?

The Portrait Formerly Known as Chad: …

Welcome, my friends, to the Creeper Legacy.  Apple’s not an elder yet, but she’s already losing her memory.

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